joe you ain’t SHIT
my childhood was ruined at this precise moment
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My four year old brother agrees. He’d been watching the original ones for the longest time when they were on Netflix. He refused to watch it for months after Steve left.
i STOPPED WATCHING TOO BECAUSE THEY CHANGED THE MAIL SONG AND THE GOOD BYE SONG AND FUCK YOU JOE AND YOUR STUPID SQUARES AND YOUR STUPID SHIRT YOU ARE DUMB STEVE IS THE ONLY PERSON FOR BLUE PISS OFF WE DON’T LIKE YOU.
I CAN’T BELIEVE I HAVE SO MANY FEELS ABOUT THIS SHOW.
I cried like Wilf is crying. I wept. Straight up wept, yo.
(Source: rschocolate)
Via Mind Cave
I don’t know why I always assume everybody’s watched ‘Arrested Development’
Same reason we assume everyone has fingernails or earlobes.
(Source: thebluthcompany)
Creepy Walking Thing seen on the Kinetica Art Fair, also in my nightmares.
I have seen this before and just kill it with fire
I mean it’s kind of cute but then it might try to eat my face and just kill it now before it can kill the rest of us
IT’S NOT CUTE IT’S EVIL. Imagine those wheels squeaking down a dark hallway at night. IT HAS THUMBS IT CAN OPEN DOORS AND HOLD A KNIFE.
GAME OVER MAN, GAME OVER.
Some things should not exist. This is the alpha and the omega.
WHAT THE FUCK WHY
Via Mind Cave
As old as as earthbending itself.
SEEEEEECCCCCRRRREEETTTT TTTTUUUUNNNNEEELLLL! YEEEEEEAAHHHH!
My favorite song EVER!!!
Via Mind Cave
President Obama once said he wants everybody in America to go to college. What a snob. There are good, decent men and women who go out and work hard everyday and put their skills to test that aren’t taught by some liberal college professor that [tries] to indoctrinate them.
–Republican presidential candidate RICK SANTORUM, on Sunday’s Meet The Press.
No seriously. This guy is a fucking dick.
The thing is, Santorum actually believes this. But in his defense, I can understand his self interest in ensuring fewer people go to college and become educated; he does have a voter base he needs to cultivate, after all.
(via wilwheaton)I have to say, the comments here are pretty insulting to people who haven’t gone to college and are still pretty successful. I have a Masters degree, and I earn in twelve months what my husband earns in three. He didn’t go to college, AND he owns his own business. Santorum is a fucking whacko, yes. And college is not for everyone.
Via WIL WHEATON dot TUMBLRI usually don’t talk about stuff like this on my show but I really want to thank everyone who is supporting me. If you don’t know me very well. If you’re just watching maybe for the first time or you’re just getting to know me. I want to be clear. Here are the values I stand for. I stand for honesty, equality, kindness, compassion, treating people the way you’d want to be treated and helping those in need. To me, those are traditional values. That’s what I stand for. I also believe in dance.
– Ellen DeGeneres responding to the hate group that is pressuring JC Penney to fire DeGeneres from a spokesperson gig, saying the store will “lose customers with traditional values.” (via jessicavalenti) Via schnoodleAbout me
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